What Would Jesus Scream?

This colorful little slice of Dallas life originally appeared on Adverb v1.0 and was recently retrieved from Internet archives. Click on the image for a larger view.
How to become a living institution in Dallas’ West End in four easy steps:
Step one: glance down at your Bible and memorize the first three (and only three) words you see.
Step two: make one quarter of a turn so that you’re now facing (North, South, East, West).
Step three: tilt your head back and scream the Three Biblical Words you just memorized (”…FLESH OF ASSES!!…”) at the top of your lungs.
Step four: wash, rinse, repeat (for years and years).
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